1. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
2. I hate it when someone takes our spot in the front pew.
3. The annual stewardship campaign is so inspirational!
4. I really love it when we sing hymns we don't know.
5. Let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
6. Pastor, please, I just have to serve on a committee.
7. I enjoy worship so much I wish it would last an extra half hour.
8. Pastor, we want to send you to a conference in Hawaii.
9. I wish the sermons were longer.
10. Don't ask someone else; let me do it.