Friday, February 15, 2008
I THINK I'VE FALLEN
You have to wonder just how deeply you have sunk into the depravity of humanity when you find yourself writing the following paragraph to someone in an email:
I think wiener dogs are dachshunds. We call them wieners because no one knows how to say dachshund. Oh, and because they look like wieners. My wife grew up with a wiener. Okay, that sounded really bad. Interesting though that her wiener would piddle on the floor whenever company came over. Okay, that sounded worse. My entire introduction to that dog consisted of “Don’t get the dog excited!”
I think wiener dogs are dachshunds. We call them wieners because no one knows how to say dachshund. Oh, and because they look like wieners. My wife grew up with a wiener. Okay, that sounded really bad. Interesting though that her wiener would piddle on the floor whenever company came over. Okay, that sounded worse. My entire introduction to that dog consisted of “Don’t get the dog excited!”
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I know plenty of girls who grew up with weiners too Todd, so tell Lisa not to feel too weird.
Glad I could be a part of your falling!
How did the speaking go this week?
Thanks man.
I was supposed to talk at the school on Tuesday but that was the day we didn't have school due to the giant snowstorm that never was. So, I am set for this coming Tuesday.
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