I stayed overnight in Memphis recently on business. It was a pretty nice hotel. I wasn't paying the tab so that made it very nice.

Anyway, as I got out of the shower in the morning, I realized there was water all over the floor. Somehow it had sprayed around or out of or over or through the shower curtain and I had essentially flooded the bathroom. I had visions of water dripping into the room below me. So, I quickly took my towel and threw it down on the floor to dry things up the best I could.

Now, mind you, I personally was still very wet. But I figured I could find another towel and dry myself off.

Wrong.

I could not find anything except a little hand towel. That worked well ... for my left forearm.

The rest of me remained wet. So, I had no choice but to "air dry".

If you were in Memphis recently and happened to see through the crack of a hotel room window to see a naked fat bald guy leaping around his room waving his arms, well, that would have been me. And I apologize.