The following silliness was written after my dad was convinced someone was stealing sod from one of our properties. Turns out, he had seen some areas where we had had some very large stumps recently removed. But the odd thing is that, later that day, I read on cnn about some poor bloke in California who had a neighbor come and steal his new sod lawn, putting it in his own yard instead!

Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a lawn
A yard boy out on loan
Stealers of the sod

There’s a sod thief on the road
His brain is squirmin like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Your sweet yard will die
Killer of the sod, yeah
Man ya gotta love your lawn
Man ya gotta love your lawn
Take it by the blade
Make it be high grade
The grass on you depends
Your lawn will never end
Gotta love your lawn, yeah

Wow!Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a lawn
A yard boy out on loan
Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod
Stealers of the sod