I was sitting in the Dayton Airport awaiting my flight when one of the airline employees got on the loudspeaker in order to announce a departing flight. Her intention was to say "We are about to begin the boarding process" but instead ... here's what came out ...
"We are about to begin the breeding process."
Needless to say, she was a wee bit embarrassed and she probably didn't make the situation any better when she later said "We're not really doing any breeding here this morning."
Again, an absolutely true story.