I remember when Evan was about 2 and we were helping in the nursery toddler room at church one Sunday. The snack that day was Teddy Grahams -- the little bear-shaped graham crackers.

All of the kids in the room were sitting at a low table for their snack. We gave them each a handful of crackers on a napkin. The children all began politely eating their snacks.

Except for one little boy. He picked up each individual bear cracker, bit the head off of it, and lined them up in a row on the table in front of him.

You can guess who that kid was.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.