There's a gas station near my office which has a little fast food place inside one end of the building. I pulled up today at the station and there was an ambulance in the parking lot. From outside, I could see that two uniformed EMT guys from the ambulance company were inside eating lunch.

I resisted but I had an overwhelming desire to break into the back of their ambulance, grab an I.V. stand or something, and drag it into the store while screaming "I can't believe you two left me in the back of the ambulance to die while you came in here and ate lunch!"