So, finally, at the age of 44, I got my bling!
A couple of weeks ago, I had to have a molar capped. The dentist gave me the option of a tooth-color porcelain cap or a gold cap. The gold cap was about $25 more but he said that, particularly for a molar, it would be far more durable.
So, I've got my bling now, baby. And, I figure that if I ever find myself stranded in a foreign country with no money, I can rip that sucker out and sell it!
I'm looking at grills now.