I put together this silliness when ... well, you'll understand ...


Plumbing is a serious thing
‘Specially when it doesn’t drain
This took place on a Saturday morn
When I wished I’d never been born

I dove into the potty of water
My poop went down, down, down
But the water came higher

And it’s wet, wet, wet
The potty of water
The potty of water

Plumbing works so neat
When your poop is oh so sweet
But when you add some mire
The water comes higher

I dove into the potty of water
My poop went down, down, down
But the water came higher

And it’s wet, wet, wet
The potty of water
The potty of water

I had to clear the clog
My hand, it felt a log
But it wouldn’t budge
Without a big old nudge

I dove into the potty of water
My poop went down, down, down
But the water came higher

And it’s wet, wet, wet
The potty of water
The potty of water

Now all is well,
I’m feeling so swell
But all I’ve got left
Is that doggone smell!

I dove into the potty of water
My poop went down, down, down
But the water came higher

And it’s wet, wet, wet
The potty of water
The potty of water

And it’s wet, wet, wet

The potty of water

The potty of water