Tuesday, June 12, 2007
EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED
With apologies to Dylan. (Bob, not Thomas.) Can you guess how I have spent the past 24 hours?
Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone you and you’ll feel like it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you till you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they say the stones are made of calcium.
All I know is that they’re really quite a bum.
Or sometimes they’re made of uric acid.
And they leave you feeling rather placid.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they say it feels like having a baby.
I suppose that could be so, just maybe.
Or they say that it’s worse than getting shot.
Either way, you’re not feeling very hot.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they’ll start to give you vicodin.
Until you scream that that is just a sin.
They’ll say that you cannot have morphine.
And then they’ll send you home, not to make a scene.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone you and you’ll feel like it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you till you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they say the stones are made of calcium.
All I know is that they’re really quite a bum.
Or sometimes they’re made of uric acid.
And they leave you feeling rather placid.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they say it feels like having a baby.
I suppose that could be so, just maybe.
Or they say that it’s worse than getting shot.
Either way, you’re not feeling very hot.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
Well, they’ll start to give you vicodin.
Until you scream that that is just a sin.
They’ll say that you cannot have morphine.
And then they’ll send you home, not to make a scene.
But I would not feel so all alone,
If everybody would just get kidney stones.
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1 Comments:
Oh NO! Poor Todd!!! You have my sympathies. Just remember...this too shall pass. ;-)
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