A co-worker (who I must add is truly one of the sweetest souls I have the privilege of walking this earth with) emailed me to let me know that, if things go smoothly with Phase 1 of a project we're supplying product for, then there is a better chance that our customer will be able to get us involved with Phase 2 as well.
"If everything goes smoothly now, it will be much easier for him to firm up #2."
And what is the only thing I can think of to respond with?
You guessed it ...
"If he's having problems firming up #2, he may want to try some Imodium AD."
A pox on me and my horrible thoughts!